I wear a Bluetooth because it’s used as a cover for when I’m talking to myself a lot. Whisper App
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I sit in the back of movie theaters and throw popcorn on people’s heads. whisper app
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everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

(Source: meilleure--amie, via social-nuisance)

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