I wear a Bluetooth because it’s used as a cover for when I’m talking to myself a lot. Whisper App
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I sit in the back of movie theaters and throw popcorn on people’s heads. whisper app
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everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

(Source: meilleure--amie, via social-nuisance)

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there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

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Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.

Buddha    (via themulchlist)

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(Source: levit, via oilspi11s)

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girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us

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